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"Twas the Night Before Inauguration!
jus_lite_reading [on ZH]
Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,The Donald reflected on his newfound power.The conservative masses had come out in force,And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.They had been promised a Hillary win,But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew,They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.They talked about climate change, racism, and such,And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.With cities to pillage and windows to smash,They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
Eight years of Obama had given them cause,To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
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To the polling stations to send the shitheads the biggest fuck you in history!Read More »