Articles by William Banzai
"Twas the Night Before Inauguration!
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Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,The Donald reflected on his newfound power.The conservative masses had come out in force,And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.They had been promised a Hillary win,But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew,They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.They talked about climate change, racism, and such,And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,But
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